빅뱅이론 시즌1 에피소드3 유용한 표현(Useful expressions)
A: Yeah, no, I just... I got your mail again. Here.
B: Thank you. I've got to talk to that mailman.
A: Oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea. You know, civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so...
A: Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.
B: I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her. I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
A: Because he looks better than you?
A: When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm a bit of a self taught expert.
A: We don't need to quibble over terminology.
A: Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?
B: You mean kiss you now?
A: Yes.
A: Shall I count down from three?
B: No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
A; You proposed the experiment. I think you should present your findings first.
B: Fair enough. On the plus side, it was a good kiss. Reasonable technique, no extraneous spittle. On the other hand, no arousal.
A: None?
B: None.
A: Would I be bound by Asimov's three laws of robotics?
A: Hey, what's going on?
B: Internet's been down for half an hour.
A: Well, as usual, wolowitz has the solution.
B: I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women and Leonard could have his pick.
A : I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out.
B: You're right. I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out.
A: No, no, now that was not my point. My point was don't buy a cat.
B: No, but you're right. I should march over there and ask her out.
A: Oh, goody, we're getting a cat.
A: How do I look?
B: Could you be more specific?
A: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
B: No. The dark crescent shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely. What time is your date?
A: 6:30.
B: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.
A: Is it too much?
B: Not if you're a rugby team.
A: Oh, no, well, now there's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
B: You're right. Alcohol, poor judgment... it could go well.
A: Of course there is the other possibility that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code.
A: Was this supposed to be a date?
B: This?
A: No.
B: No, of course not. This was just you and me hanging out with a bunch of guys who didn't show up because of work and a colonoscopy.
A: Okay, I was just checking.